Pickle's Insults Babiie!

Ok, these are by one of my bests, Cactus Pickle Head.


Last night, I lay in my bed, looking up at the stars, thinking to myself "Were the heck is my ceiling?"
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
"Holy H2O!" "Don't take the particles name in vain!"
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Oh! If only chocolate grew on trees. Oh wait, it does!
I was reading today - and doing fine untill somone pointed out that the book was upside-down!

The cheese grater - invented by someone who hated fingers!

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Scientists have proven that one in four people are crazy, so go check three of your friends, if it's none of them - Congratulations! It's you!
Did you know: On average, 100 people a year die choking on a ball point pen!
Why do people say life is short? It's the longest thing you can do.
I'm free of all prejudices, i hate everyone equally!
There's no 'i' in team, no but there is a 'me'
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.
Constant change is here to stay.
In theory, everything works.
Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent!
Best friends don't let you do stupid things........alone.
"Behold the power of cheese!"