An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"




How did the dumb blonde try to kill the fish? She tried to drown it!



One day a blonde felt very hungry so she walked into the nearest building, went up to the counter and asked," Can I please have a cheese burger, fries, and a diet coke." The lady at the counter said."ma'ma this is a library." "Ohhhhh" "I'll have a cheese burger, fries, and a diet coke," the blonde whispered.



In New York City, there is a famous restaurant and in that restaurant in the ladies bathroom there is an enchanted mirror and legend says if you tell the truth it will grant you a wish but if you lie it will go poof and you will be gone. So a red head walked up to the mirror and said I think I'm the most pretty girl in the whole world! "Poof" the mirror eats her up! Then a brunette walks up to the mirror and says I think I'm the most smartest girl in the whole world! "Poof" the mirror eats her up! A blonde walks up to the mirror and says I think .. "Poof"



A blonde calls her mom saying "mom i'm smarter than i thought .. i'm a genius!" Her mom answers "why honey". She answers" remember that puzzle i have been working on for the last two years?" Her mom says "yeah" "well the box says 3-4 years"....



A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all competed to win 10,000,000 dollars. The last objective is to hang from a airplane and the last one hanging wins the money. The brunette makes a deal with the red head to split the money 50-50 if she lets go .. and she takes it. As she let go the brunette yells never mind deals off! Then the brunette tells the blonde that they should play a game. She starts singing 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands'. .. that was the end of the happy blonde.



There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were on a road with a tollbooth. At the tollbooth, instead of having to pay to get on the road, they had to state a fact. If they told a lie, the ground would open up and swallow them. The brunette went first, when she got to the tollbooth, she said, "I think red and blue mixed makes purple." she walked onto the road without the ground opening up and swallowing her. The redhead went next. When she got to the tollbooth, she said "I think 2+2 is 4." she walked onto the road without the ground opening up and swallowing her. The blonde went last. When she got to the tollbooth, she said "I think" and the ground opened up and swallowed her.





One nice sunny day a blonde decided to go play golf with her red head friend for the first time. So they were thinking and planning what they should take with them. The blonde decides to take 2 pants just in case she got a hole in one.





Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the hatch door.



A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them." A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."



Blonde: I’ve been listening to Eminem

Brunette: You’ve been listening to candy?!



Blonde 1: What’s closer? The moon or Liskeard?

Blonde 2: Well duh! You can see the moon from here!



There are 3 girls. A blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead.

They are stealing food from a barn when the farmer comes.

They each hide in a sack.

When the farmer comes in he prods the sack with the redhead in. “Meow”

Then he prods the sack with the brunette in “woof”

Then he prods the one with the Blonde in “potatoes”